"How old are you?"
"Me, too! We should date!"
Oh right. Swoon! Calling all 30 year old men out there - come date me! We have so much in common!!!!
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
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