No I will not go home with you

Even if you say "we don't have to do anything."

LOSER.

guys trying to impress girls with guitars

guy with guitar: "what song do you want to hear?"

me: "you know any zeppelin?"

guy with guitar: "nah, but I know Tom Petty."

me: "what about pearl jam?"

guy with guitar: "How about this Tom Petty song?"

me: "how do you not know any Zeppelin?"

guy with guitar: "How about this Tom Petty song?"

me: "oh, so you only know one song then?"