Friday, July 1, 2011

Celebrate Your Independence


YOU: Hey! I'll buy you a star-spangled cocktail of your choice if you can tell me what a rampart is?
NEW FRIEND: A fortification usually constructed from a mound of dirt?!?
YOU: Holy cow! If Francis Scott Key were here, he'd surely invite you to his plantation for mint juleps.  How about my apartment for boxed wine?

Thanks to the Friday Dance  for this gem