witnessed this AMAZING pickup line at the mall

Guy -That's a nice t-shirt.
Girl - Thanks, I got it 50 percent off!
Guy - Come to my car and we'll make it 100 percent off.

i will pour a drink on your head.

i don't know when "why is it that only ugly girls talk to us?" is a good pick up line. but i'm pretty sure it's never.

don't be an animal

it's just not cool

Don't try these at home

Top 10 Bad Pick Up Lines according to AskMen.com

"You put the "U" in Utah."

I found this video of Mormon Pickup Lines on Holytaco.com.

Family Guy Quotes only go so far....

just because it's funny when quagmire says it; doesn't mean you should.
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the back of your head is ridicalus!

Can I Have Yo Numbah - MAD TV

What's your name delicate?