Guy: hey, can I tell you a joke?
Guy: Well, I was going to tell you one about my dick, but it's too long (laugh).
Girl: and then maybe I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'd never get up.
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
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