Thursday, June 30, 2011

It's A Guy/Girl Thing

Guy: hey, can I tell you a joke?
Girl: sure
Guy: Well, I was going to tell you one about my dick, but it's too long (laugh).
Girl: and then maybe I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'd never get up.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The curse of the January 4, 1969 birthdate

Woman at bar: "I can't figure our why all these guys keep sending me lewd messages on!"
Her friend: "Maybe it's your screen name?"

Woman at bar: "But it's just my name and birthdate...!"
Her friend:" Jennifer1469?"


Friday, June 24, 2011


#WorstPickUpLines is trending on Twitter. Oh the gold mine...