Monday, April 27, 2009

witnessed this AMAZING pickup line at the mall

Guy -That's a nice t-shirt.
Girl - Thanks, I got it 50 percent off!
Guy - Come to my car and we'll make it 100 percent off.

Friday, April 24, 2009

i will pour a drink on your head.

i don't know when "why is it that only ugly girls talk to us?" is a good pick up line. but i'm pretty sure it's never.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Thursday, March 5, 2009

"You put the "U" in Utah."

I found this video of Mormon Pickup Lines on

Monday, March 2, 2009

Family Guy Quotes only go so far....

just because it's funny when quagmire says it; doesn't mean you should.
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Monday, February 16, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Friday, February 6, 2009

More items to leave off your bookshelf...

Guys, if you're going to have a book called "Women: Maxim's Ultimate Guide," I would advise you against actually putting it on your bookshelf. You shouldn't even have this book at all, but if you do, HIDE IT. Especially since once I see it I might actually take it off the shelf, make fun of you, and open it up to find that cheesy move you just used on me you know, the one that made me want to barf on your shoes and/or get another drink or seven . ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Girls: Do not leave out titles such as "He's Just Not That Into You," "The Rules," or "Goodbye Hangovers: Hello Life."

The Dealbreaker Lair

An explanation please?
"People bought the Beanie Babies for me. It's not like I bought them for myself!"

Yeah, well, you prominently displayed them on a shelf in your living room YOURSELF. Deal.Breaker.