Her friend: "Maybe it's your screen name?"
Woman at bar: "But it's just my name and birthdate...!"
Her friend:" Jennifer1469?"
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl.