Some suggestions, Clay, if that IS your real name:
"Hi I'm Clay and you can fire up my kiln anytime."
"Hi I'm Clay and you can shape me anyway you'd like."
"Hi I'm Clay and I'm going to make a douchey pun about pottery."
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
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