Today, let's talk about THIS guy.
because he's THAT guy
THAT guy: You girls want to come back to my place to go swimming?
THAT guy: Beautiful views of the city, roof top pool. It's soo cool. I'm sooo cool!
THAT guy: C'mon, girls. Don't you like swimming? It'll be fun.
THAT guy: Like I said, it's got a great view of the city. On the rooftop. I'm not rich by any means, it's not my place, but it's cool.
ME: Wait, you're NOT rich?
THAT guy: Is that the kind of girl you are? Only into rich guys?
ME: Yep.* What kind of car do you drive?
THAT guy: Yeah, good luck with that. and then under his breath... Shallow bitch.
And that, my friends, is how to get rid of a creepy loser.
*No, we're not really this shallow, but we had to get rid of him somehow...