Some bar in Athens, GA circa 2003
Guy: "Heather! Hey Heather!"
Me: "Um.. my name's not Heather."
Guy: "Oh. Are you sure?"
Me: "Nope. I forgot my own name. And lucky me! Here you are, gallivanting on over, to save the day! Yes! It IS Heather and now I want to make out with you. Now, take me to bed or lose me forever! SWOON."
Note: That last part? Yeah. Totally didn't happen.
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