It's A Guy/Girl Thing

Guy: hey, can I tell you a joke?

Girl: sure

Guy: Well, I was going to tell you one about my dick, but it's too long (laugh).

Girl: and then maybe I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'd never get up.

The curse of the January 4, 1969 birthdate

Woman at bar: "I can't figure our why all these guys keep sending me lewd messages on Match.com!"

Her friend: "Maybe it's your screen name?"

Woman at bar: "But it's just my name and birthdate...!"

Her friend:" Jennifer1469?"

Oh. 

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