You can't hold my purse hostage!!!

Seriously. I didn't leave my purse over at your place on purpose. I know sometimes girls do that (but not me, of course), but this is not one of those times.  I probably was trying to get out of there as quickly as possible after a lackluster time.

When I call you asking to retrieve it, I don't want to go to dinner with you to get it back. 

Don't MAKE me go to dinner with you to get it back. 

I don't want to date you. I just want my purse back.

UGH. Sometimes cancelling your credit cards and going to the DMV is just easier than dealing with a lame dude.