Location: East Africa
Guy: "For a $100 I will let you have my baby."
Me: "Can I get a side of AIDS with that, too?"
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl.
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