the back of your head is ridicalus!

Can I Have Yo Numbah - MAD TV

What's your name delicate?

bad pickup line of the week

"hi my name is steve but you can call me anytime"

You've got to be starbucking kidding me..

File this one under "Really? I mean, Really!?"

Thanks, Yeti.

More items to leave off your bookshelf...

Guys, if you're going to have a book called "Women: Maxim's Ultimate Guide," I would advise you against actually putting it on your bookshelf. You shouldn't even have this book at all, but if you do, HIDE IT. Especially since once I see it I might actually take it off the shelf, make fun of you, and open it up to find that cheesy move you just used on me you know, the one that made me want to barf on your shoes and/or get another drink or seven . ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Girls: Do not leave out titles such as "He's Just Not That Into You," "The Rules," or "Goodbye Hangovers: Hello Life."

The Dealbreaker Lair

An explanation please?

"People bought the Beanie Babies for me. It's not like I bought them for myself!"

Yeah, well, you prominently displayed them on a shelf in your living room YOURSELF. Deal.Breaker.