Girl - Thanks, I got it 50 percent off!
Guy - Come to my car and we'll make it 100 percent off.
No, I don't want to give you my number.
No, I actually didn't want you to come grind on my booty in the middle of da' club.
No, I don't think you're cool.
Don't pick me up: Stories of How NOT to get the girl.
"People bought the Beanie Babies for me. It's not like I bought them for myself!"