witnessed this AMAZING pickup line at the mall

Guy -That's a nice t-shirt.
Girl - Thanks, I got it 50 percent off!
Guy - Come to my car and we'll make it 100 percent off.

i will pour a drink on your head.

i don't know when "why is it that only ugly girls talk to us?" is a good pick up line. but i'm pretty sure it's never.

don't be an animal

it's just not cool