Man UP and ask me out already!

I'm familiar with courting. It was sweet and romantic in the 11th century maybe. Doing it in the 21st century is just lazy.

Unless I'm a member of a the Duggar family (which I'm not), you don't need to court me. Ask me on a damn date already and stop calling to have conversations to "get to know me better." 

MAN UP!

No, you may not cut in!

If I dancing with another guy, I probably don't want you to pull me away from him. That's not romantic. Especially when you're a drunken mess who grabs my wrist like you're going to throw me in an unmarked van.

Not cool.