Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

It's A Guy/Girl Thing

Guy: hey, can I tell you a joke?
Girl: sure
Guy: Well, I was going to tell you one about my dick, but it's too long (laugh).
Girl: and then maybe I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you'd never get up.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ford the Win!!

RT @moooooog35: In my quest to become the World's Greatest Pickup Artist, I just painted an awesome picture of a Ford F-150.